Something horrific happened to me in the mens toilets this afternoon at work and it’s so bad and so horrible, that I’m not even sure I should be sharing it with you right now.

Ok, ok, I’ll do it (those were my original intentions anyway and no amount of semi-psychic messaging before this post is [...]

I’m home alone, which is good and bad for a couple of reasons.

It’s good because it means I can swan around the house with nothing on except a big smile and a penchant for 5pm drinking, but it’s bad because which I’ll mostly be eating dry pasta and questioning why I didn’t leave my [...]

After yesterday’s waste of a day doing nothing except sleeping and not washing, I felt like I needed to make amends and spend at least a couple of hours outside and taste that lovely Spring air.

So after spending the morning editing this week’s SPOnGcast, my girlfriend and I went for a brief stroll [...]

Well today’s been an absolute waste of a day. I went out last night with a couple of guys from work to watch Leeds Rhinos play Harlequins and as you can imagine, the beers were in full flow.

I’m not the most hardcore of drinkers, and I’m not the biggest of guys either, yet [...]

Another day and another dream is smashed into a million pieces then shot into space attached to a nuclear bomb which is then detonated in outer space rupturing nearby planets and thus causing more destruction.

This might seem a little melodramatic to you, but that’s exactly what’s happening in my heart right now after another [...]

The weather in Leeds today was absolutely gorgeous, which thankfully meant that the small journey to Boots wasn’t as bad as the time I decided to walk home and back in the pissing rain. Not only was the sun beating down on us, but I also had an Idle Thumbs podblast casting its pod [...]

I’m desperate to finish today’s blog post so I can play some Peggle Nights but it’s proving a difficult one today. I’ve had a pretty uneventful week so far and I’ve been so busy at work I haven’t had much chance to get to the shops at lunchtime, so that’s half my material gone [...]

It was a beautiful day today. The sun was high in the sky and its rays lit up the streets with deep golds and striking yellows.

There was a feel of Spring in the air too, the grey fog that hung around the city centre was gone, replaced with bright reflections in shop [...]

I’d like to make an announcement; today at work I went to the little boys room a delicious six times. And frankly, I’m a little concerned.

I wasn’t going there for a crafty fag, and I wasn’t meeting a senior student to get answers for next week’s algebra test because I’m not a student [...]